I Ride Horses Because They Don't Make Dragons Anymore – Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
For equestrians who ride hot-blooded horses, love a touch of fantasy, or feel most at home at the renaissance faire, this cozy crewneck brings the perfect blend of whimsy and horse-girl magic. The bold dragon-horse graphic adds personality without overpowering—ideal for chilly barn days, winter rides, and every mythical adventure in between.
Why you’ll love it
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Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
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Classic crewneck fit—soft, cozy, and perfect for layering
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Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
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No side seams for a smooth, clean look
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Ethically produced with US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes
✨ Be sure to check out my shop, Circus Unicorn, for equestrian apparel for all breeds, disciplines, and fantasy-loving riders!
Sizing & Important Info
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Please refer to the size chart in the product photos for the best fit.
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Colors may vary slightly from screen to print.
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Orders are sent to production 24 hours after purchase — any changes or cancellations must be submitted before this deadline.
Care
Machine wash warm, tumble dry low, and enjoy again and again.
A perfect gift for riders who dream of dragons, ren faire adventurers, and anyone who loves a good blend of fantasy and horsepower.
